castlevania
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(Tl;dr video companion to this article): If you hard, you hard I was referring to a hardened nature to survive on the streets with, but now that I’m thinking about it more literally, people do get super hard for twink like vampire men…is there an unwritten rule somewhere that vampiric dude-likes have to be compete… Read more
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(Tl;dr video companion of this article): Ironically, I think the more people attempt to avoid struggle…they’re actually just dooming themselves to even worse amounts of struggling, if you follow me. You’ll never learn if you don’t learn Whew…nice to be exhausted by days end due to good reasons for once. An incredibly productive day leads… Read more
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(Tl;dr video companion to this article): Try as we might, we regularly fail to outrun the specters of our past that represent chronic failure This is of course opposed to moving on and making brand new mistakes with the same old tendencies*Warning: article contains spoilers for Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse* I hope this does in fact,… Read more
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(Tl;dr video companion to this article): So starts a new month…so commences entirely fresh ways to be disappointed. Just to break up the monotony of all the disappointments we’re already use to, of course The cynical sarcasm truly is just a coping mechanism (when isn’t it???), as most of my flippant asides always hold kernels… Read more
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(Tl;dr video companion for this article): Welp…October has been one big pile of spooky bullshit. I was sitting here for a solid ten minutes before I landed on that positively opulent linguistic gem as my opener, which screams adequate volumes about how much loving prose may be ironically poured into this god damn piece of… Read more
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(The tl;dr video companion to this article): I’m a big fan of inversion in the name of critical thinking, so while the classic idiom goes “can’t see the forest for the trees” in terms of a cautionary tale about missing the big picture due to focusing on smaller details, I think inverting the old adage… Read more
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(Tl;dr video companion to this article): Now that we are officially back into spoopy season, we will all have some hard decisions to make. Some of these decisions will be far scarier than most others… Hard to believe it’s been twelve years since a mainline Castlevania game has come out, with Lords of Shadow 2… Read more
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Sometimes, keeping it simple is all one can ask for. Other times…not so much One of the problems with having to write about the video games you play, and to have to play video games to write about, is that if during a day, you get hung up on something totally irrelevant, or end up… Read more
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Often time, nerds will seek the cures for what plagues them in the completely wrong places, and with morbidly inaccurate assessments of what kind of panacea they represent. Both games and memes similarly filling the void of genuine need and concern of addressing intense mental health issues, but a great new game launch is basically… Read more
