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Mario Kart World

  • Mario Kart World: The Art Of Losing

    When you can’t beat em: help them beat other people. An insane world demands crazy standards With void week nearly over, and the spacetime continuum jolting back into its proper volumized moment of “nowish” in question, the frozen absurdity of humanities follies regain virality unabated, and with it, totality of disappointment made manifest afresh once… Read more

  • Microsoft Blinks In Its Consumer Game Of Chicken: Holiday Games No Longer Priced At $80

    Nintendo’s face looking at the retail price of Mario Kart World at time of press release, when Microsoft comments games don’t need to have an $80 price tag In a strangely non-cynical moment of consumer time, Microsoft has changed their tune on the price of sequel Outer Worlds 2, a follow up to the popular… Read more

  • Quick Posit: DK Bananza Represents A Missed Narrative Opportunity For Nintendo

    DK Bananza being day one for the Switch 2 would have gone a long way in Nintendo setting far better precedent in justifying price tags and solidifying Switch 2 vibe positive FOMO After seeing the overwhelmingly positive response from both fans and critics alike, I’m positively dumb founded by Nintendo’s missed opportunity in controlling the… Read more

  • Blue Shells and Banana Peels

    This article is more of a drive-by-posting of sorts, but there’s always time for a spot of good news. To wit; it looks as if Nintendo confirmed the team behind Super Mario Odyssey is developing Donkey Kong Bananza. Looks like the next Donkey Kong is going to be “feature length”, as it were This much… Read more

  • Dropping $450 On A Switch 2 To Play Mario Kart Still Feels Too Steep

    They say no news is good news…this adage doesn’t seem as relevantly applicable when discussing post launch hype for a game console, however. Don’t let the cheery mustache lead you astray: definitely seems like there have been some bumps in the road post launch I wrote about similar feelings involving how underwhelming the Switch 2… Read more

  • disappointed in the post launch hype of the Switch 2

    Seems as if Mario Kart World is stalling at the starting line ever so slightly… Normally when a console launches, I’m lucky enough to be there day one, as at the very least, an individual launch title usually propels me to plop hundreds of bucks down for some shiny new hardware in the name of… Read more